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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
No go.
No, not a chance
Has anyone ever made you take off your shirt?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Is it okay or problematic to be both Black and gay in society in the 21st century?
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why do people say "tall, dark, and handsome" when they actually mean "tall, white, and handsome"?
share office space ...
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What are some reasons why some men choose to live alone instead of getting married?
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
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Why does my girlfriend keep asking me if I love her?
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
No way